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thegoodmorningman · 3 months ago

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I always wonder this. Good Morning.

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sharky-the-idiot · 11 days ago

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fucking NEEEERRRDDDDD /silly

#would you believe me #if i said #I don't have a quote for him #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk #shadow milk cookie #shadow milk crk #SHARKY's swap au that SHARKY made #SSAUTSM #blueberry milkshake cookie #“that's such a basic name—” SHUT UP I DON'T CARE

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dinosaursatemymom · 1 year ago

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Milkvan has not been built up

Macaroni and cheese could not have been intentionally built up since season 1, El was originally supposed to die.

All the build up that happened for marine biology took place in s1, the kiss and Els death was supposed to be the end of it. For something to be built up, it requires a satisfying conclusion, I believe that the build up was there in s1 and the satisfying conclusion was supposed to be the kiss and self sacrifice for the first friends El had made. Byler on the other hand, has been stated to have been thought out since s1(at least on wills part). Milktits say all the time that milkshake has been built up since the first season, but even if El wasn't supposed to die, the satisfying conclusion to the build up would be them getting together at the snoball. There is no building up in s3&4, all there is is proof that they aren't compatible. All of the conflict between them that happened in s3&4 didn't need to happen, they could've just been a happy power couple for the rest of the seasons if macrame was really endgame. Will didn't need to be in love with mike, will didn't even need to be gay if Mariah Carey was really endgame.

Now I do think that s1&2 had buildup, but the building up ended when they got together, and subsequently proved that they do not work as a couple. In s3 they broke up and lied, and in s4 they weren't together for most of the season and when they were they fought and lied. I firmly believe that just because a couple breaks up in a show doesn't necessarily mean that they aren't still being built up or aren't endgame. Take Jess and nick from New Girl for example, they dated for a while until realizing they had extremely different goals in life and did not work as a couple. Yet, during their time apart they grew as people and their goals changed, but they stayed best friends and they eventually realized that they were still in love with each other, and got back together, their goals aligning and finally working as a couple. That is what a good build up looks like, even when the couple in question breaks up.

Now let's take a look at Mel Gibson's breakup in s3, while El grew as a person during this time, mike stayed pretty much the same. The time they spent apart did not make them grow as people and become more compatible, they might have grown a little, but we're still proven to be incompatible in s4. The breakup of nick and Jess was drawn out to prove that they could grow and show that they still worked as friends, whilst macropenis break up was played as a joke and the two barely talked during the time, further proving that milkvan doesn't work well. Macroeconomics has not been built up, what happened is that the duffers have done their best to show that they are incompatible.

My guess of why milkman has been handled like this is that El was and is a fan favorite, when the duffel bags realized they couldn't kill her off they needed a way to make sure that melanin could have a satisfying ending while keeping El on the show. At the time, I believe, Motorola razr was a fan favorite ship. The duffel bagels couldn't just end it now that El was alive and well, so they had to show that they did not work as a couple, and then end it.

#Half of this is nonsensical rambling #I'm very sorry #Especially about switching up the name for m*leven every time #I just find all the different names to be hilarious #Ship byler #For clear skin #Byler #anti mileven #milkvan is bones #mileven is bones #byler endgame #byler proof #Ig?#anti milkvan #byler is real #would you believe me #If I said #I was craving Mac and cheese #While writing this

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strawberricakeandpie · 7 months ago

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No more skinny-fying fat characters. Your favs are fat now okay they are now a fellow plus sized girlie because I said so

#if I said #Trucy wright #also #falin touden #because I said so #if you draw characters fat I love u btw #not enough rep for us plus sized girlies out there so I will project on my favs #and one more #Maya fey #strawb rambles

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mr-milin · 7 months ago

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omg I forgot its the anniversary of minecraft

tumor be damned im getting my laptop in here and mining this craft

#Would it be bad #If i said #I never beat the enderdragob #mr merlin tends to talk #Cmon pvp skills work

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sapphire-to-the-rain · 6 months ago

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braiding my own goddamn hair to use as a reference to draw a braid what has my life come to

#if i said #that i was drawing pn again #what would. what would the mood be #how would this be received guys #testing the waters #i still don't really know how i feel about pj to be honest lol #i have no strong feelings either positive or negative towards her at the moment #i don't really plan on interacting with any content about her the real person anytime soon #so do with that what you will!#sorry for the tags ramble i promise this is a funny lighthearted shitpost

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hekcart · 2 years ago

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Hi it's me hekcle with my speedy art skills sliding you this @flippythegodzilla

Also those words are, that looks like a karate band. I suck at drawing circlets JUCFHF

Last minute add on of me vividly remembering something but unsure if it happened

#my art #puss in boots #puss and boots and the city of immortals #would you believe me #if i said #i had to look up brown boot leather color #to get that boot color #im a fraud i cant make brown colors #i just realized i put puss and boots im a fraud again #puss in boots and the city of immortals #THAT is HOPEFULLY the CORRECT tag

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smillingsad1st · 2 years ago

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base colors

#Would u believe me #If i said #That i didnt sketch #For this one #Bcus i did #And my hand hurts now #Send help #yosano bsd #yosano akiko #Bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungou sd #bsd fanart

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modernchemical · 2 months ago

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watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

#she was shocked when i said yeah about 90 percent of tbe predominately female teen fanbase spanning 20 years. Mayyy eee #death note #lawlight #same thing happened when we watched sherlock

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stillgotscars · 2 months ago

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this part of stevie nicks’ interview with rolling stone is taking me out

#stevie nicks #she said “please touch some grass” in the kindest way possible lmao #and that’s why i love this woman so much #*

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verifiablebot · 8 days ago

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'this property says it has nine acres but those neighbours look pretty clo-'

oh.

ohhhhhhhhh no

#i will never recover from this #the listing said 'live in the front hunt in the back'#bestie if the deer takes one step forward it will no longer be on my land #vaille #cute shotgun house tho!

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koobiie · 30 days ago

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i feel strongly about this

#every time i turn on the captions on a big famous youtubers vid and it just uses autogenerated im like grrrrr #but every time i turn on captions on a one person project 4 hr video essay and theyre manually written an angel gets its wings #im not deaf or HoH either. i just fucking lvoe captions #text #1k #2k #uh oh people rightfully so said it was ironic i didnt put alt text on this. there is alt text now!#5k #10k #20k #30k #40k #50k

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blueskittlesart · 5 months ago

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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

#i also had to tell them no today because mom said no tv and they DESPERATELY wanted to watch a 4-dvd set of recorded sermons #religious children are terrifying. i do get sundays off tho so #personal

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ghost-oftheriver · 1 month ago

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